Dunk-a-Date
During the flick, the guy had tried the old yawn-stretch move on her in the theatre. Who does that?
Fracking Hell
I understand your reluctance to believe us, but [redacted] is incapable of lying. Neither mentally, nor physically. Otherwise, his eternal soul would be in peril.
Eldritch Park
rak’nagorian was the god’s name, and he was terrible to behold. In a small office at his feet, Trenton refreshed his email hoping to see today’s work order.
Choir
‘I’m Gabriel,’ I lie. When a dead human walks into your office, lying is easier. I give them a familiar name, a reminder of something safe.